can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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