If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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