in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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