I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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