the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so let's talk penis.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
