we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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