you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Still dying that you shit outside
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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