My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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