just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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