check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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