But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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