question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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