dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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