Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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