Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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