Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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