puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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