We're like a lot better than the average bears
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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