So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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