I got chris browned last night
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
