Nicole vs. Life
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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