ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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