You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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