is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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