operation have a gay friend backfired
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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