Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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