let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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