His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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