Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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