What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
try to milk me bitch
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