your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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