There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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