I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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