So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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