You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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