Betty ford says i'm here all night
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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