Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize