i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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