Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
