he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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