so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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