I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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