Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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