fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
handjob tips. give me some.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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