am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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