WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Do I have a choice?
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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