ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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