now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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