Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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