mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
