My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I love you. Go after that dick
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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