OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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