Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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