We should be called the Road Head Warriors
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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